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How to Waste Time Like a Boss

Hey there, you working on anything that’s due tomorrow? Science lab? English report? Current events project? If you’re totally swamped, don’t worry, I’m with you. I’ve two presentations due tomorrow and I’ve a basketball game afterwards. But ask yourself, how much time have you spent procrastinating this weekend? Once you open up your web browser there’s no way out, and it’ll take ages for you to finally close it. So I ask, what do you do on the Internet to ruin your life?

I’ve listed three pages below that I visit the most frequently and eat up all of my work time. Popular websites such as 9GAG and Cracked.com are ignored. If you happen to visit these websites, I hope they stop you from whatever important thing you’re working on.

1. Trust Me, I’m an “Engineer”A Facebook page that posts tons of funny pics regarding science and math. Tons of new pictures are added every day, just like 9GAG. They range from corny science pick-up lines to hilarious contraptions. Cmon, I know you’ve liked worse pages, this page deserves way more respect.

2. Jared Wunsch and Hans Johnson – These two people are the developers of four awesome comedy sites. They’re still in Beta.

  • I Waste So Much TimeWhere tons of funny junk are submitted daily, just like 9GAG.
  • The Grouchy RabbitMy favourite of the four, this site teaches you tips on how to succeed in life, such as to-do lists, definitions, and epiphanies.
  • Dear Blank Please Blank Feeling pissed and don’t know what to do? Write a short letter entry and post it up there!
  • Attack of the CuteHere you can find, duh, more than enough pictures to give you a Cuteness Overload face.

3. The Oatmeal - Probably one of my favourite places on the Internet. The Oatmeal is a webcomic created by the eccentric and wacky Matthew Inman. Of all the links I shared above, this is the best of all. Stuff you can find on the websites include weird quizzes, grammar tips, and blog posts about Matthew’s life in Seattle. Cyanide and Happiness? It’s time to move on.

Hope you liked those links! Happy procrastinating!